Woman Fakes Breast Cancer for Boob Job — CLICK HERE

Scientists Using Stem Cells To Grow Boobs — CLICK HERE

1 out of 3 Online Pornography Consumers Are Women — CLICK HERE

Jon Gosselin Being Sued For Breach of Contract — CLICK HERE

Johnny Depp Voted Sexiest Man Alive…Again — CLICK HERE

Twilight Tickets Selling Fast — CLICK HERE

Federal Government Asking For Donations To Help Pay National Deficit — CLICK HERE

Oakland Considers Selling Convention Centers — CLICK HERE

S.F. Home Value Drop, Jobless Draining City Budget — CLICK HERE

GQ Man Of The Year — CLICK HERE

Brock Lesnar Has Diverticulitis — CLICK HERE

BIRTHDAYS
- Kirk Hammett (Metalica) (47)
- Owen Wilson (actor) (42)
- Kevin Nealon (actor) (56)

Girl Sneezes 12,000 Times A Day — CLICK HERE

Woman Has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome And Finds Her Perfect Man — CLICK HERE

Ken Ober Passes Away — CLICK HERE

Brock Lesnar Battling Intestinal Syndrome — CLICK HERE

Pratt’s To Have New Reality Show — CLICK  HERE

Susan Boyle’s Teachers Beat Her — CLICK HERE

Water On The Moon — CLICK HERE

Leonid Meteor Shower — CLICK HERE

BIRTHDAYS
- Martin Scorcessie (67)
- Daisy Fuentes (43)
- Ru Paul (49)
- Danny Devito (65)
- Tom Seaver (65)

NO NAME’S ADVICE TO THE 21-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN:
Two Main Issues:
1. Your virginity
2. Whores

1. 13.9% of men between 25 and 45 are virgins
Over all, nearly 1 in 10 American adults are virgins. Not sure of your behavioral patterns, but here are a few things to consider:
- people who drink are less likely to be virgins
- people who served in the military
- people who have been to prison
One option is to join the military, drink on duty, get caught, and get thrown in prison.

2. Whores!
I’ve never paid for sex! A lot of people I know have. All have had good, excellent experiences.
Things to consider when whoring it up:
- don’t go local - chances of you getting arrested, or seen, increases
- go pro! a brothel in Nevada!
- chances of disease is probably lower over all quality of lay if probably higher
- not to mention a slut in a brothel in Nevada has dealt with dudes like you thousands of times!
Far cheaper to pay for sex than a date!

Teen Forced To Shoot Polar Bear After Getting Trapped On Ice Floe – CLICK HERE

Swine Flu and Santa — CLICK HERE

Pornaments — CLICK HERE

Jon and Kate Plus 8 Ends — CLICK HERE

Lindsay Lohan Flips Over Bar Tab — CLICK HERE

Brock Lesnar In Hospital — CLICK HERE

WEEKEND’S TOP TEN MOVIES
1. 2012
2. A Christmas Carol
3. The Men Who Stare At Goats
4. Preacious: Basked on the Novel “Push”
5. Michael Jackson’s This Is It
6. The Fourth Kind
7. Couples Retreat
8. Paranormal Activity
9. Law Abiding Citizen
10. The Box

Men Are Seven Times More Likely To Divorce Spouse Who Has Cancer — CLICK HERE

NJ Judge Allows Quadriplegic To Have Guns — CLICK HERE

“2012″ Released Today — CLICK HERE

Susan Boyle Has A Stalker — CLICK HERE

Megan Fox Confused About “Slutty Reputation” — CLICK HERE

Britney Spears’ Twitter Account Hacked — CLICK HERE

Cindy Crawford Being Extorted By Someone With A Pic Of Her Daughter — CLICK HERE

Woman Reveals Face On Oprah After Chimp Attack (PIC) — CLICK HERE

Ideas Offered To Sloe S-Curve Motorists — CLICK HERE

For $20, Kids Can Buy A Better Grade — CLICK HERE

Gosselins To Spend Christmas Together — CLICK HERE

Jon Gosselin Mocks Himself In Video — CLICK HERE

Nicolas Cage Was Once Stalked By…A Mime? — CLICK HERE

Mike Tyson Punched Out Photographer At Airport — CLICK HERE

“Ho White” Beer Ad Incurs Disney’s Wrath — CLICK HERE

Bribery — CLICK  HERE

Amy Winehouse’s New Boobs — CLICK HERE

BIRTHDAYS:
- Neil Young (64)
- Anne Hathaway (actress, The Princess Diaries movies, The Devil Wears Prada) (27)
- Charles Manson (75)

Stalker Types — CLICK HERE

Homeless 97-year-old Woman Sleeps In A Suburban — CLICK HERE

Police Busted Two Drug Dealers After One Of Them Accidently Calls 911 — CLICK HERE

Lindsay Lohan Dated Heath Ledger — CLICK HERE

Jon Gosselin Suing TLC For $5 million  — CLICK HERE

Bunnies Get Tailor-made Penis Transplants — CLICK HERE

CBS Developing A TV Show Based On Twitter — CLICK HERE

Eminem 3-D Horror Movie — CLICK HERE

Simon Cowell Top Earning Person In TV — CLICK HERE

Child Pornography Virus — CLICK HERE

Campbell Mysterious Explosions — CLICK  HERE

Midget Mother — CLICK HERE

1954 8th Grade Quiz — CLICK HERE

Fireball Streaks Across Bay Area Night Sky — CLICK HERE

Asteroid Smashes Into Atmosphere — CLICK HERE

Cracked Eyebar Just One Of Many Bay Bridge Flaws — CLICK HERE

Driver Dies After Truck Plummets Off Bay Bridge at S-Curve – CLICK  HERE

Paula Abdul and Arsenio Hall Reunited? — CLICK HERE

George Clooney Swears Off Farm Animals — CLICK HERE

Britney Lip-Syncs? SHOCK! – CLICK HERE

Michael Jackson Is Upset He’s Not Buried Next To Marilyn Monroe — CLICK HERE

Hall & Oates Will Appear On “The Cleveland Show” — CLICK HERE

WEEKEND TOP TEN MOVIES
1. A Christmas Carol
2. Michael Jackson’s This Is It
3. The men Who Stare at Goats
4. The Fourth Kind
5. Paranormal Activity
6. The Box
7. Couples Retreat
8. Law Abiding Citizen
9. Where The Wild Things Are
10. Astro boy

Body Found in Redwood City Pool — CLICK HERE

Fort Hood Shooting — CLICK HERE

Lincecum Cited For Having Pot In Car — CLICK HERE

Nicolas Cage Owned Two King Cobras — CLICK HERE

Golden Girl Rue McClanahan Hospitalized – CLICK  HERE

Jon Gosselin And Hailey Glassman Bicker Over Thanksgiving Plans — CLICK HERE

MOVIES OUT THIS WEEKEND
- Disney’s A Christmas Carol
- The Men Who Stare At Goats
- The Box
- The Fourth Kind

BIRTHDAYS:
- Corey Glover (lead singer, Living Color) (45)
- Paul Gilbert (former guitarist, Racer X, Mr. Big) (43)
- Rebecca Romijn (model-actress, Femme Fatale, X-Men movies) (37)
-Ethan Hawke (actor, Dead Poets Society, former husband of Uma Thurman) (39)
- Sally Field (actress, Ms. Doubtfire, Forrest Gump) (63)